Valve why you do this shit
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"
- Go to Google Images.
- Type in “[Your name] the hedgehog”.
well i cant say that im disappointed
This twitter account is my absolute favorite
Quentin Tarantino (pictured above) shows off his breakdancing skills to the paparazzi. "I’ve always loved Break Dancing." Tarantino says, "Before I got into films, I was a breakdancing stripper, so that’s always been my first love. And I decided to show everyone, I was in the mood ya know."
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE