Shit

allthingshyper:

kawaiite-mage:

had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual “hey guys! guess who died today 🤪” stuff.

they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole “actually died recently” bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they’d drop a “wow this game is so bad I’m glad I died three weeks ago” or some similar joke.

the channel became super popular after he died and “deadtubing” became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.

My friend you are not so much knocking on the Devil’s door as directly Facetiming the bastard

a-potato-of-death:

princehendir:

princehendir:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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stigmateo:

albertserra:

albertserra:

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

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We can’t have anything in this fucking world

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

pointnclick:

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice